THE MOST HILARIOUS AND EMBARRASSING MOMENT AS AN UNDERGRADUATE IN THE UNIVERSITY

THE MOST HILARIOUS AND EMBARRASSING MOMENT AS AN UNDERGRADUATE IN THE UNIVERSITY





It is not new but tradition to pass through medical screening before being fully registered as a student in almost all the universities around the world

If you are fresher or applicant in any university, be ready to pass through this stage and many more that might not be included in this post

The aim of medical screening is to know student's health status and be assured that
he or she is fit for the program and the duration of the proposed course in which they have applied for. The most common medical screening in the universities but not limited to are : urine test, feces test , blood test ,X-ray, weight and height. This is one of the most stressful stage for newly admitted students in all the universities, as sometimes it takes weeks or a month to complete this medical test especially in a university that doesn't allow students to go for the test outside the school health center. The workload is always heavy for the school health workers also during this time and as that they work extra hours.

Two containers will be given to each student to take home and return the next day with one full of feces and the second full of urine,these containers are plain white and small with tiny head and cover, you are imagining how to get the feces inside such container right ? lol. If you are the type that doesn't take a look at your feces after defecation then you are in for it this time as there is no other way to get this done but to take a spoon and start packing the feces little by little and start loading the tiny container. fun right ? lol , I know many of us enjoyed doing this as its funny and crazy being the first time most of us had to play with our feces.

                                   THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT 

You think its disgusting or embarrassing seeing or packing your feces ? No, it comes out of your body, but the most embarrassing moment is the day the medical workers ask you to come with it.

As we all know that we queue for most things in the school, ranging from payment of dues, signing of forms, submission of credentials etc for orderliness and to avoid eye services, the same method is applicable to get your medical clearance.

You have to queue from early hour of the day and in fact sometimes till afternoon you are still on the queue as the number of students admitted into a particular university yearly is in thousands, seeing big boys and big girl holding feces or hiding it inside there expensive bags ! lol

This is embarrassing you can say. guys makes jest or the ladies for carrying feces...lot of funny and hilarious comments from the guys.like , see these fine girl with feces ! can you believe that as beautiful as this lady is shes carrying feces inside her bag ! As beautiful as she is,her feces is ugly ! lol

When you queue for hours probably under the sun with feces enclosed in your bag what do you expect to happen ? lol the whole environment will start giving unpleasant odor and guys will start leaving the queue for the ladies and vice versa.
I remember my experience with a lady as a fresher , trying to get her number until I can no longer hold it and I had to fake a phone call.. Hello... oh-hello sir.....Yes sir I still want to change my course to Medicine sir.......yes sir, I can get to you in one minute sir.....running...I will see you later dear.

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